Subtitles to A New Hope

This is what was said in A New Hope

Obi-wan: Ah  let’s see if we can’t figure out who you are my little friend and where you come from.
Luke: I saw part of the message.
Obi-wam: I seem to have found it.
Boxxy: Sir Uninites, years ago you served my cause in the chan wars.  Now I beg you to help me in my struggle against the haters.  I regret that I am unable to present my humble request in person, but my account has fallen under attack and I’m afraid my mission to bring me to the Boxxysphere has failed. I’ve placed information vital to the survival of the channel into the memory systems of this R2 unit.  My mother will know how to retrieve it. You must see this information safely delivered to the admin at Youtube.  This is our most desparate hour!  Help me, Uninites.  You’re my only hope.

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