Subtitles to Wassupp

This is what was said by Svetlana (Catie) in Wassupp.

Lulu.  Lulu get down.  Get down from the chair, Lulu.  Um, get down.  Hey!  Lulu!  Get down.  Mou.  Moumoumoumoumou.  Mou.  You brat.
Okay, what’s up guys?  Um, so, my name is Svetlana, I know that a lot of you probably have never heard of me because let’s face it, there are a million girls on the inter-nets.  Um, but I’m here to tell you uh, that one girl that has gotten attention for some reason, um is actually, a giant um, well how we say uh, B with an itch, huh! Okay.
Um, and uh, I will tell why because I used to have a class with her, um this, this, this Boxxy girl.  And um, and and she was sitting with her with her friend, her guy friend, I don’t think they were dating; they couldn’t have been.  But um, and so uh, uh she called him a name, and it, and it was the, the meaner name of, of queer, which is, queer is mean enough.  It’s just mean enough, okay?.  Like there’s no reason to go around calling people, like, you know – and so, and so then, I was like, “I, I just,” you know, I just wanted to, to enlighten her and I said like, “Hey, it’s not nice to call people that.”  And it was like, …
What the hell?  Oh my god, my nail fell off.  ???? They have bu…  Uh. Can’t believe  I paid like 7 dollars for this ???? don’t even work.
Okay, whatever, um, I couldn’t get my nails to stick.  Um, so I’m just going to do whatever – hi Lu – Lulu – okay.
Oh – Lulu, n-now’s not a good time I’m making a-oh, okay, yes, you are very cu-oh Lulu.  Lulu.  Lulu I am making a Youtube video, Lulu.  Oh, okay, Lu-Lulu is going to sit on my lap.
Um, this is, this is Lulu.  “Hello.  I am pain in butt sometime.”  Yes.
Um, but anyways, so, I was like, “Hey, it is not nice to call people that.”  And, and then she was like, “Oh, no, it’s okay.  He’s really gay.”
[look of disgust]
Okay like, first of all, whatever you wanna do in YOUR bedroom, that is your business. You not need to share it with the rest of the world.  That’s just gross.  Okay?  Like, uh!  Really.
And, but I mean, uh but uh, like obviously, she already called this person this mean name, so why should I believe her?  You know?  And so I lean over to him and I say, “Is that true?  Area you really gay?”  And he said “Yeah.”  And then I was like, uhhh!  Like uh!  Like really?  Do you need to share that with people?  Like, uh. Whatever.
And so then, um, but, you know, I, I needed to tell him because you know, like, like God intended for man and woman to be together, not man and man, not woman and woman, and so I, I, t- I tell him, I say, um, I leaned over and I tell him, “Hey you know that God wants you to love women.”  I wasn’t trying to be mean or anything. I just wanted to tell him, you know?  And um, so then he like, was like, “whatever.”  And then she like got, like all in my face like, seriously.
And it was really offensive to me, because she was like calling me all kinds of mean names that I did not deserve to be called.  And she was like talking about how, you know, men and men can get, should be able to get married if they want to.  And men, men, men.  But it’s like, you know what?  It was Adam and Eve.  Not Adam and Steve.  Am I right?  Yes.  Okay.
So, it’s like your argument, uh, is is, is invalid.  Okay,  ‘Cause ’cause ’cause whatever you say, you are not listening to God and, and what He wants.  So, you know whatever.  Uh.
Because, uh.  It’s like, it’s just, it’s just wrong, you know?  Because it’s like, uh, it’s like, it’s like, sure, maybe people should able to do what makes them happy, but just because, like, my neighbor is like a serial killer, like he shouldn’t get to kill people just because it makes him happy.  Right?
Like that’s just, that’s just it.  Like, like that’s wrong.  I think we all can agree that serial killing -and- i-i-it’s wrong.  Same with molestation.  It’s wrong.  And just because it makes someone happy doesn’t make it right.  I think I’ve made my point.
That’s all.  So I just thought that all her “thousands of fans” would want to know, that… the sweet little Boxxy you know, “Okay hi, my name’s Boxxy, hududu, huhuhu,” like really, is like a giant ho. I went there.  And I’m not coming back.
Lulu.  Lulu?  What are you doing, Lulu?  He’s just sitting there.  You hearing this, Lulu?  [sniffle]  Oh, I have to sneeze. [sniffle]  Eh.  Oh.  God, I hate that.  You know when like, when you reall- you like have to sneeze and it’s like stuck right there.  And um [sniffle] and then and then you like go to sneeze, you’re like ready, and you like accept it, and then and then and then, it just goes away.  Uh, I hate that.
That’s basically all I had to say…  Okay.  Peace out.

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