Subtitles to FOAR ANT FUM BOXXY

This is what Catie said in the FOAR ANT FUM BOXXY video.

Okay hi you guys, um okay, so my name is Boxxy. Um and I love a lot of people and so I decided that I was going to make videos for people and the first one was for my friend Admiral Awesome and now this one is for Ant! It’s not his Gaia name but he told me to call it Ant so *weird noise* it’s gonna be on his profile I’m sure, well maybe it won’t be so I’ll feel awkward if it isn’t, but you know, anyways.
Ummmmmmm, I have been friends with him for a while, I guess, um, not a very long time but a-a long enough time, and uh I think he was the first guy that i ever met on Gaia in my account and ummm, what else can I say about this wonderful guy?
He’s pretty interesting I’d say because he… just is and if you can take my word on it then you’re dumb. Anyways. Umm, he has a girlfriend. Oh my god I’m so excited! *excited noise* because between you and me he had the biggest crush on Pocky for like ever. They even like had like a thing going for a little while but it kinda ended I guess and I didn’t know it ended but it ended.
And um so now he has a girlfriend and I’m so happy for them. It’s like mmmwahh it makes it yyyewhhh, it’s so exciting.
And umm, oh my goodness okay and uh, he… has really interesting avatars… they’re always wearing skirts and stuff and um yeah.
Oh! He was on 4chan with the clan of like, um, Ant and umm um Waffle and uh 4ddi and Vigo Suave, I think, I dunno and Tiago Costa I’m sure.
And I don’t really know Tiago Costa so you know, don’t kill me, please Tiago, if you, like, you know… want to, please don’t. Cause I love you. You just don’t know it yet. And um is that even how you say the name Tiago, like Tiago, Tiágo. Tiágo wawaa, anyways.
Umm, so uh, me and him don’t really know each other that well, we should talk more please, Ant, um, cause I love you even though you don’t really know it. But I bet you do now! *excited noise* and ummm sooo uh, he has… a girlfriend! AHH! He also has a penis. Which is why he has a girlfriend AHHH! And ummm let’s see here, ummm, he has an interesting Youtube account, that reminds, yeah okay.
His youtube is so funny, I like laugh every time I watch his videos, they’re hilarious. And sooo… I should… I’m gonna do something one second you guys, okay. Gimme a second.
I LOVE ANTHONY! *holds up drawing* Yeah that’s it, okay. Bye you guys. Thanks for watching this and by the way, Ant, I love you, you – you have to know that because I do! I just, I totally love you, so much. Okay Bye Ant!

Subtitles to FOAR EVERYWUN FRUM BOXXY

This is what Catie said in the FOAR EVERYWUN FRUM BOXXY video.  Shortened version with subtitles here.

OK hi. So, my name is Boxxy and um it’s been a while since I made a new video. So I decided that because of recent events uh, I could make a new video. And um, so yeah so let’s just start off by getting a couple things straight.
Uhh, I don’t do drugs… mm mmh! No, I know that you all think that I do drugs, but, I don’t, actually. And I actually don’t have ADD either, ahh hehehehehe, which is funny to me. Ummmm yeah.
And then another one would be ummm. I provided you with a couple different pictures. Ummmm ahh such as like, like the one where I’m like mmm and it says, “i see what you did thar.” And like and and then like you peoples were all like, “YOU IS TROLLIN!” and I was like “I AM NOT TROLLING!! I AM BOXXY! YOU SEE! Mm!”
And like um and so then ahh and there was another one where I was like, “Mmm,” and um I didn’t have any eyeliner on, which you edited a couple of different times. And then there was the one where I held up a sign and it said “Boxxy plus Pocky equals LOVE,” and that’s true, it’s a very true statement, I love her. And umm and then uhh, bup bup buhbuuh.
OH there was another one that um, that I actually didn’t post… but umm… it’s out there… cuz uh some of you guys found it, and I’m all like crafty. And uhm and it’s one where I like have a sign and I’m like “ihh” and it says several different things such as like I love mmm-chan, and stuff and umm it actually never said that, it said I love uh, Moochan, which is one of my old Gaia buddies.
Uhh oh, by the way, I’m not a Gaiafag anymore, I moved on to bigger and better things, such as umm, things that I mentioned in another video that got me in trouble in the first place, ehah!

Ahh, trolls! Trolls, this is my only account and um, and and it’s boxxybabee with two e’s and other people, like um like boxxyakamoldybread — she’s a failure Troll! TRAWLL! I can’t believe you guys believe that! Who actually talks like that?! Not ME!
Umm… and, so, yeah, and um, let’s see here. And then, um, um I was in a thread and uh this guy was like, “Boxxy, I would sing Hey Jude to you, put in Across the Universe.” And I was like, “I love that movie!” because I do! Have you ever seen that movie? It’s like AMAZING, it’s like BEATLES and like um, and so then um I uh I just wanted to say to that kid who wanted to watch Across the Universe with me, uh that I love you, and I want to hold your hand.
And uh also um, my husband, Sheldon, “hello! Mmm!” And, and uh Brandon, I guess, I don’t even know who you are, exactly.
Uhbubububuuh, my hair got longer, you guys. I’m actually thinking about cutting it… I dunno.
But umm, let’s see here ahh, soo, I had a lot of replies from like my videos. Or, not a lot I guess, that’s a little… much I guess. But um, this one kid, uh he remixed all a lot of my videos, and they were so cool, and his name was GastricPenguin… and he was SO funny. He like mixed it and stuff, ahehe, and I was like “ohhho” the first time I saw it. I was- Oh my god I had a heart attack, I was like oh my god. And um, uh, mmm, I dunno. What else is there to say?
Uh Steve. Steve, the guy who sat for like six minutes straight addressing me in a serious tone? Uh, thank you, I suppose. Um, but uh yeah, this, uh you know, I don’t think I should answer. Because, what- what if I told you, it would ruin the mystique, you guys?
Umm, and then um, bubububuuuuh, I dunno, really, huh.
I haven’t worn makeup in a really long time you guys, actually. Um, I because I stopped wearing it, because it’s a really big pain the butt to apply every single morning. And I’m like urr hurrhurr, and um and now I’m just like mascara and like I’m good to go.
Ummmm yeah, and uh so IIIII love you guys, a lot. Like really like, like, like, rawrawrawrawr status, like seriously like rah, and um, that’s about it. Mmm byeee.

Gastricpenguin Remix videos: ROW ROW FIGHT THE ADMIRAL & ADMIRAL AWESOME

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These are from the Youtube user GastricPenguin.  They are some of the very first Boxxy remixes.  Boxxy laughed about them in FOAR EVERYWUN . . .  The original Youtube channel GastricPenguin is now empty and abandoned. The first video “Row Row Fight the Admiral” is well known; the 2nd one “Admiral Awesome” is quite rare. Both originals were deleted and later reuploaded by fans who had archived it before they were deleted.

Songs: Row Row Fight the Powah:

and You Spin me Round (Like a Record) by Dead or Alive:

Boxxy tries to stay away from the internet


This takes place during most of the year 2009.

People are obsessed with Boxxy.  Hackers hack some of her various accounts such as her Youtube accounts boxxybabee (hacked Jan 18, 2009) and S4TISF4CTION.  Some obtain her dox (in-real-life name, phone number, address, etc.)  The hacker group who doesn’t like Boxxy decides to blackmail her, demanding that she not make another video.

At this point, she doesn’t make any more videos.  It was said Boxxy would return June 17.  Nobody knew it would be June 17 of 2011 when the Boxxy character would return.

Back to 2009 – This personal information was accidentally leaked to the public 4chan forums where there were a bunch of obsessed people that suddenly knew where she lived.  On top of that, some people sent Boxxy hateful videos threatening to come over and rape and murder her.  The leader of this anti-Boxxy group tried to take back his mistake and release false information to throw stalkers off the right trail, and also stage a DDOS attack on 4chan so nobody could read her real information.  However the damage was done.  4chan actually did go down for a few hours but later it came back up and the information was still there.  At this point everyone found out Boxxy’s real name was Catie Wayne.  Catie received phone calls from obsessed people who wanted to find out if that was really her, and people actually showed up at her doorstep looking for her.  It must have been a truly horrible situation for poor Catie.

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Catie tries to stay away from the internet for a while, and things start to die down for a while, but some people remain obsessed with Catie.  Sometime around spring or summer of 2009, someone discovered a couple of videos filmed April 2009, from Catie’s real life friends’ Facebook pages which Catie was in, refueling the Boxxy mania and Catie stalking.

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Catie being understandably freaked out, continues to refrain from posting videos on the internet.  Her online followers prophesize Boxxy’s return on June 17 2009.  Then again they prophesize her return on June 17, 2010.  It isn’t until Nov 25, 2010 that Catie opens the Youtube account ANewHopeee (ending with 3 e’s) and posts a video asking for her fans’ help getting her boxxybabee account back from the hackers.



FOAR EVERYWUN FRUM BOXXY

but it’s really for YOU.
you know who you are.

Catie at age 16 uploaded this video to her new Youtube channel boxxybabee on Jan 9, 2009. Subtitles here.  Shortened video with subtitles here.

She mentions these photos, also laughs at one of the very first Boxxy remix video made by GastricPenguin.

Another video was made that explains what she was talking about here.