drunk boys

drunk boys

Catie changes the names to protect the innoc…. er, drunken people.

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boys will be boys, i suppose. this story is 100% true.

I found a thread on Aug 11, 2011, during a party for her roommate’s birthday, Catie wrote about the first part of this video presumably about the one who’s name was changed to Chad for the sake of this video:

OI
ONE OF THEM TRIED TO SEX ME UP
SO THERE.

truestory
he like busted into my room and was like
“WHERE DO I SLEEP?”
and i was like
“uhm… there is a pullout couch downstairs if the guest room is full. D:”

and he like stood there all confused that i didn’t rip my panties off.
and then like an hour later i went downstairs looking for my cat and he was like
“OMG YOU SCARED ME.”
“i’m sorry. D:”
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN HERE?”
“i’m looking for my cat.”
“WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE?”
“…uhm, a cat?”
then i found my cat and picked him up and was like
“goodnight.”
“GOODNIGHT? BUT I CAN’T SLEEP DOWN HERE ALL BY MYSELF.”
i just laughed an kept walking.
._______________.

Also introducing Catie’s roommate who she changed the name to Trevor, and Kelli.

lifestyles of the sick and semi-famous

lifestyles of the sick and semi-famous

Catie has a cold or something and still makes a weekly video, describing what she usually does whenever she gets sick.
ppc day – “Poor Pitiful Catie day”
Pride & Prejudice – the A&E version.

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ugh.

Happy Valentines Day Foar Bois Frum Boxxy and Boxxy makeup tutorial


Double video bonus. Catie released a Boxxy makeup tutorial on ANewHopeee (first video) at the same time as the 2013 Valentines Day video on Boxxybabee (2nd video).

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An added extra special bonus, the music in the background of her makeup tutorial was Danielson742‘s “You See“.

Questions & Answers video with Catie and Priyanka / Pocky

Priyanka (Pocky) comes over and

Catie and Pocky answers questions asked on the chan and forum from a few days ago. It is a multi-part video which [update 2/22/13: first two parts] are available so far.

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my friend priyanka (aka pocky) and i (aka boxxy) answer some of your pressing questions.

questions were asked at my website:
catiewayne.com

Catie & Pocky on a log

Subtitles to “a christmas story”

Subtitles to “a christmas story

Does this look like a holiday video?
How bout now?
Happy holidays everybody!
So I was kicking around some holiday video ideas and it turns out that nothing funny has ever happened to me during the holidays.
Not even a little bit.
But I do have a story that is related to the holidays that you all might find interesting, and that is the story about my scar.
As some of you may or may or may not know, I have a scar on my chin, right here.
Do an extreme closeup.
I don’t know if you guys can see it, but I can, so right there.
How that happened was:
T’was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, everyone was stirring, especially a five year old girl named Catie.
[Five year old Catie:] “baaaaah”
So the tradition in my house is that we can open up one present on Christmas Eve. It’s usually pajamas so that we can sleep nice and cozy and fuzzy while we’re waiting for Santa.
So we had just finished opening presents, and I was all hyped up on Christmas Eve, and just all excited. Keep in mind, I was about five.
And I really, more than anything at that moment, I really wanted a cookie.
And there was some sound reasoning to it in my five year old brain. Like it wasn’t like I was just like, “I want a cookie.” It wasn’t like that. It was like, I walked up to my mom and I said,
“Mommy, because Santa Claus gets all kinds of different cookies tonight, then can I please have just one cookie?”
Now I know what you all are thinking. “Awwwwwwwwwww” I know, I know, I was just so cute, like gawww.
My mom was like, “Oh sure sweetheart.”
So there I go, bounding through the house, just all super excited about getting a cookie. But then in my path in the hallway, was an open drawer. It was a sideboard with just one little skinny drawer that was about up to *here* at the time, just below my neck at the time. So it was pretty low, I was a short kid. I’m still short.
The thought process here was that I didn’t need to stop and close the drawer, and then continue running. I am, was, is, whatever, very flexible.
[ta-daaaa]
That means that I am an exceptional limboer. So the thought in my head was, “NO no, I don’t need to close this thing. I can just run and limbo under this thing.”
So what happened, I’m sure you can imagine, I was just running, running, I was going to go, and I was limboing, and the *smack* just right in my face. I fell to the ground and I sat back up. I didn’t even realize I had really hurt myself. I was just sort of like, “mwwah”
And my mother said, “OH MY GOD YOUR FACE!”
And turns out that I had a nice little gash on my chin.
I started crying, and I got my cookie, had a bandaid.
And you know, it’s interesting, I have this scar but not too many people notice it.
And then when they do, they’re just sortof like, “Oh, you have a scar.”
Alright, and there’s the story of how I got my scar, and I just shared it all with you.
I hope that this video was a nice little, holiday business. Do you like this? I stole it from 3v3.
I wish everyone to have the happiest of holidays, the best of winter breaks, and I will be seeing you around. [points fingers] Weeeeeeee. What am I doing?

How Catie got the scar on her Chin


“a christmas story”
Subtitles here

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this is the story of how i got the scar on my chin.
merry christmahanakwanzaka!

c 2009-2012 Catie Wayne (ANewHopeee/Boxxybabee/bodaciousboxxy)

Also introducing new never-before seen by the boxxosphere characters, 5 year old Catie, and Boxxmom, both also portrayed by Catie.

Danielson742 remix here

“I got in a fight once”


Catie describes one time in middle school when she got into a fight with some other girl over whether an imaginary anime character will marry her or the other girl.

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yeah. that business happened.
sorry for the awkward lighting and camera angle changes and stuff. this video, like all my videos was poorly planned. i try to do better every time, but it doesn’t always work out.
i still think this is a pretty good story.

This story, especially at 0:43 that reminds me of this mspaint drawing Catie made:

Catie really *did* have A.D.D.

Catie really *did* have A.D.D.

Subtitles to “Hey, make more videos” bus ride vlog-style video

Subtitiles to “the truth about vanity car mirrors” Special thanks to Mizugorou for transcribing this.

Oh, what’s this now? What could this possibly be? Could it possibly be a slightly upgraded shitty webcam?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it could be. Yeah, yeah, it is. So this is my new Mac webcam. It’s infinitely better than my old Toshiba webcam, so this is where my boring vlogs are gonna be from now on. Now, I say boring vlogs very specifically to me because when I make a video I try my very best to make it an interesting story or, you know, a skit or something and admittedly it doesn’t always work but I try, you know. I think it’s better than you know just making a habit out of sitting down in front of the webcam and being like “Well today I had a waffle for breakfast and then I went to the mall and there was this guy there and he was really really cute, but I didn’t talk to him or like get his number or anything cause that’d be crazy. But I totally looked at him and that was awesome”. Like, I don’t know, like to even imply that anyone gives a shit I think it’s vain and concieted so, you know, that’s hard for me, but I don’t want to let you guys down, so I did my very best to come up with the most interesting story that I could think of that’s happened to me as of late.
It’s really kinda more like a fun fact about myself, so let’s give it a try I guess. So I had this sort of weird phobia / anxiety about public transportation, because the majority of my life my mother drove me around and then you know I got my license so I can drive myself around but I never had my own car – I still don’t – and so when I started going to college out of high school; when I lived in the Sacramento area, I had to take the bus and the thing about buses is that, the bus drivers, ok bless their hearts, they they’re very particular because you know they’ve done these bus routes you know a thousand times, they do it all day every day and so they know what they’re doing and so when you get on their bus they expect you to know what you’re doing, but if you’re a first time bus rider you might not know what you’re doing because you have all of these things that they expect you to know like: how much to pay on that particular bus, when to get off, where you’re going, when you have to switch buses, what their what the end of their line is, you know things like that that you just might not know if you were never in a bus before and so it’s completely understandable, because they’ve done it a million times where they might, you know, be a little bit particular, but if you don’t know what you’re doing you’re
holding up their frikkin bus route man! It’s just, you know, so like I said, it’s explainable, but then I had these like anxietiy attacks when I go on to the bus and I give them two dollars and go to sit down and they’re like “It’s four dollars!” and I’m like “Oh god, I’m so sorry, it’s two dollars on the other bus” like, you know, it’s just like sad and so yeah that’s why that is so I still go to school but I still don’t have my own car like I said and so I take the bus and the other day I was going to the bus stop to go home and I saw it just making it to it’s bus stop and so I started running and you know I totally twisted my ankle but I kept going cause I’m a trooper ok and so but I just want to make this clear you guys I caught the bus ok I totally caught it!
It wasn’t like one of those scenarios in like a movie or cartoon where like the kid is like running to the bus stop and he’s like “Hey wait you guys! I didn’t miss it, I’m here!”. No it wasn’t like that. The bus was stationary and I was there being stationary with it, I totally caught it, ok? Ok.  So there, you know, like I said, it was the go- it’s the the go home bus and so there was a whole bunch of people going onto the back with like their clipper cards or something so lame and I could have snuck onto the bus with them but I didn’t because I’m a good person. I went to the front of the bus to pay my one dollar so there was two people in front of me and so they got onto the bus paid their you know money and then went in to sat down- to sit down hurr to sit down and so and so then I went to go I step onto the bus and then the bus lady just looked at me and closed the fucking door – she just closed it you guys! – and and that bus doesn’t- it only comes every once in a while, every 30 minutes or something like that and so I’m sitting in this freezing cold San Francisco weather like with no proper jacket cause I’m dumb cause I always wear cardigans everywhere because
this lady didn’t like I don’t know like my big front teeth or something and so you know I was just I mean I guess I was kinda good cause I was able to like read my book but the bus ride is like an hour anyway so I could have read it on the bus but instead I was freezing you know like I had to tell my friends “I’m not gonna make it to the beach” and they’re like “How long?” and i’m like “At least one hour and a half
depending on traffic” they’re like “Waaah”. So yeah, that’s that and I’m really sorry that it wasn’t as interesting as I’m sure you hoped it would be but I’ll try really hard to do better next time, I promise. I hope this wasn’t as awkward for you as it was for me. I’m sorry. I love you. Byyye.

storytime

Catie talks about some of the times she has gone out in public and has been recognized as being Boxxy.

Personally, if I happened to see her in public, I might not say anything for fear of embarrassing her or myself.

storytime:

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aren’t you so excited?
a collection of stories of some of the times i’ve been recognized and how that business went down.
don’t be jelly of my footy pajamas.

Dec 12, 2011 leaked videos

These are some of Catie’s videos that were leaked by RC on Dec 12, 2011, only hours after she came back for the first time in months and released some new content, “Meet 3v3!“.  Also see the photos that were leaked at the same time.

Catie asking Youtube to help her get her account Boxxybabee back and asking about Youtube partnership.

and

Catie playfully singing “Friday” over Tinychat

More of Catie singing

Catie at Fright Fest Discovery Kingdom Vallejo CA 2010. Skip to 2:57 to see her or see this shortened version for maximum Catie.

“Get mad, Catie”