Subtitles to “Hey, make more videos” bus ride vlog-style video

Subtitiles to “the truth about vanity car mirrors” Special thanks to Mizugorou for transcribing this.

Oh, what’s this now? What could this possibly be? Could it possibly be a slightly upgraded shitty webcam?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it could be. Yeah, yeah, it is. So this is my new Mac webcam. It’s infinitely better than my old Toshiba webcam, so this is where my boring vlogs are gonna be from now on. Now, I say boring vlogs very specifically to me because when I make a video I try my very best to make it an interesting story or, you know, a skit or something and admittedly it doesn’t always work but I try, you know. I think it’s better than you know just making a habit out of sitting down in front of the webcam and being like “Well today I had a waffle for breakfast and then I went to the mall and there was this guy there and he was really really cute, but I didn’t talk to him or like get his number or anything cause that’d be crazy. But I totally looked at him and that was awesome”. Like, I don’t know, like to even imply that anyone gives a shit I think it’s vain and concieted so, you know, that’s hard for me, but I don’t want to let you guys down, so I did my very best to come up with the most interesting story that I could think of that’s happened to me as of late.
It’s really kinda more like a fun fact about myself, so let’s give it a try I guess. So I had this sort of weird phobia / anxiety about public transportation, because the majority of my life my mother drove me around and then you know I got my license so I can drive myself around but I never had my own car – I still don’t – and so when I started going to college out of high school; when I lived in the Sacramento area, I had to take the bus and the thing about buses is that, the bus drivers, ok bless their hearts, they they’re very particular because you know they’ve done these bus routes you know a thousand times, they do it all day every day and so they know what they’re doing and so when you get on their bus they expect you to know what you’re doing, but if you’re a first time bus rider you might not know what you’re doing because you have all of these things that they expect you to know like: how much to pay on that particular bus, when to get off, where you’re going, when you have to switch buses, what their what the end of their line is, you know things like that that you just might not know if you were never in a bus before and so it’s completely understandable, because they’ve done it a million times where they might, you know, be a little bit particular, but if you don’t know what you’re doing you’re
holding up their frikkin bus route man! It’s just, you know, so like I said, it’s explainable, but then I had these like anxietiy attacks when I go on to the bus and I give them two dollars and go to sit down and they’re like “It’s four dollars!” and I’m like “Oh god, I’m so sorry, it’s two dollars on the other bus” like, you know, it’s just like sad and so yeah that’s why that is so I still go to school but I still don’t have my own car like I said and so I take the bus and the other day I was going to the bus stop to go home and I saw it just making it to it’s bus stop and so I started running and you know I totally twisted my ankle but I kept going cause I’m a trooper ok and so but I just want to make this clear you guys I caught the bus ok I totally caught it!
It wasn’t like one of those scenarios in like a movie or cartoon where like the kid is like running to the bus stop and he’s like “Hey wait you guys! I didn’t miss it, I’m here!”. No it wasn’t like that. The bus was stationary and I was there being stationary with it, I totally caught it, ok? Ok.  So there, you know, like I said, it was the go- it’s the the go home bus and so there was a whole bunch of people going onto the back with like their clipper cards or something so lame and I could have snuck onto the bus with them but I didn’t because I’m a good person. I went to the front of the bus to pay my one dollar so there was two people in front of me and so they got onto the bus paid their you know money and then went in to sat down- to sit down hurr to sit down and so and so then I went to go I step onto the bus and then the bus lady just looked at me and closed the fucking door – she just closed it you guys! – and and that bus doesn’t- it only comes every once in a while, every 30 minutes or something like that and so I’m sitting in this freezing cold San Francisco weather like with no proper jacket cause I’m dumb cause I always wear cardigans everywhere because
this lady didn’t like I don’t know like my big front teeth or something and so you know I was just I mean I guess I was kinda good cause I was able to like read my book but the bus ride is like an hour anyway so I could have read it on the bus but instead I was freezing you know like I had to tell my friends “I’m not gonna make it to the beach” and they’re like “How long?” and i’m like “At least one hour and a half
depending on traffic” they’re like “Waaah”. So yeah, that’s that and I’m really sorry that it wasn’t as interesting as I’m sure you hoped it would be but I’ll try really hard to do better next time, I promise. I hope this wasn’t as awkward for you as it was for me. I’m sorry. I love you. Byyye.

“Hey, make more videos” – bus ride, vlog-style

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“well, you asked for it.”

Catie decides to make a vlog-type video talking about her experience riding a bus. Then the next day she goes and buys a car. Also skip ahead to see the bloopers reel. Subtitles available.